Brown Tower – Birkenstock Retreat – LP (Preorder)

Track Listing

1. Monobloc
2. No need to cry yet
3. Nul points
4.The other side
5. You can’t make me take you seriously
6. Flimmerkiste
7. Go, Texas Ranger!
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8. I’m hot, but not on fire
9. Hot wheel candy
10. House of mirrors
11. A very evil person gets away with   it (again)
12. Soccer Mom
13. Haldol 2 go

Notes

THREE QUESTIONS

QUESTION 1: DOES EVERY BROWN TOWER ALBUM HAVE A SONG ON IT WHERE
BIRKENSTOCK SANDALS ARE MENTIONED?
ANSWER: YES.

QUESTION 2: IS THERE ONE ON THE NEW ALBUM?
ANSWER: YES, AND THIS TIME THE ALBUM IS CALLED “BIRKENSTOCK RETREAT”.

QUESTION 3: IF I WERE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO LOVES THAT KIND OF STUPIDITY PUT TO MUSIC, WHERE COULD I FIND IT?
ANSWER: ON 12” VINYL, RELEASED BY ALMOST HALLOWEEN RECORDS THIS AUTUMN.

13 SONGS ABOUT PLASTIC STACKING CHAIRS, DRUNK VOLVO DRIVERS, CHUCK NORRIS, ANTIPSYCHOTIC MEDICATION AND BIRKENSTOCK SANDALS.

PRE ORDER NOW TO AVOID BEING SAD AND LONELY AT A DIFFICULT TIME OF THE YEAR.